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Box-Holders ~

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Dear  political  candidates,

I  would  like  to  take  this  time  to  express  my  sincere  thanks  for  all   the political  flyers  , postcards,  pamphlets  and  papers  that  you  have  so graciously  inundated  my  mailbox  with  at  this  particular  time  of  year.  We  receive  at  least   four  or  five  pieces  of  said  mail  each  day.   They  are   compact ,  and  concise  and  state  your  views  so  that  we  know  where  you  stand.  They are  very  handy.  See,  we  are  a small , backwoods  family,  that  burns wood  in  the  winter.  These   flyers  make  excellent  kindling.  We  can  just roll  them  up  , keep  them  in  our  stove -side basket  and voila’ , instant flames for our toasty wood heater.  So  in  conclusion  , just   keep  sending  us  those  precious  flyers , and  postcards ,  with  the promises  on them that you don’t intend  to keep.  It’s  so much fun  watching them  go   up   in  smoke  .

Sincerely  ,

 Ruby Jeanette    

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